i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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