Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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