I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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