At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
