YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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