that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this just has baby written all over it
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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