I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
A+ Viking dick
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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