OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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