I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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