brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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