I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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