I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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