some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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