Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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