Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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