so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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