no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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