So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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