what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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