Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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