there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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