But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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