Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
this is an emotional support booty call
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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