We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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