he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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