Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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