"it" just moved
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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