I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I puked a lego.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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