New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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