I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
