hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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