doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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