just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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