David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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