Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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