No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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