My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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