yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I FOUND THE LEGS
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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