is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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