i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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