I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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