The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I want to have your abortion
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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