I smell stomach acid.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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