Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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