I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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