the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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