it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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