So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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