I think i peed on brittanys purse
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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