Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
